out of your comfort zone

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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gay marriage.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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