HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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