- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

Dylan is gay

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

out of your comfort zone

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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