Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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Scott Gomez

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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this is not a joke

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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