Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Cancer

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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Anti Joke

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