Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

baby seal walks into a club

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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