A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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u jelly?

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Penis

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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baby seal walks into a club

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Tunechi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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