Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Anyone??????????/

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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Take this and put it- No.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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