What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Justin Bieber's mother.

child labor

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Patriarchy.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

womens rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Anti Joke

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