- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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