Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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yes... that's the joke

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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