There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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