Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Cancer

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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giddy goat

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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