'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

I just can't stand sitting down!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Knock Knock Go Away

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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