- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

oh no, i've lost my tractor

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

I am a joke. I am funny.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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