- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

I just can't stand sitting down!

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Knock Knock Go Away

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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