- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What is a chair?

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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