You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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racism...deal with it!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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I LIKE TRAINS

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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<=3 penis

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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