Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Jimmy Saville

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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a man said hi.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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