- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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