- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What did the peanut say to the jelly

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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