- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

I am a joke. I am funny.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

oh no, i've lost my tractor

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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