- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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