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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Hey, Max!!

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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