Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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U mad?

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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