- Anti Joke

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" pewpew

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Kim Kardashian got a job.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats wrong with that Nothing