- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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