why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Reading books

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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this is not a joke

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Hello Braydon

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Anti Joke

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