- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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