Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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You're welcome!

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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