- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

black people

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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