How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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What black and has children A black man

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womens rights

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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