What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Joke.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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