- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

I pooped.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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