- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

Canada AYY

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Christians pornstars.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

A black man comes home from work.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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