Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

A black guy gets a job...

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

Sarah Palin

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Hi

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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