"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Justin's humor

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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