What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Knock knock. Racism.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Nicolas Cage's acting.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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