Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

What is 1+1? It's 2!

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Knock knock. Racism.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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