How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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elen degeneres is straight....

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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A white person at Harvard

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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