How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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