What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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