knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Ju... Just why?

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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Womens rights

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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