- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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