- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Moo! I'm a goat!

The black man leaves the strip club.

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