- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You idiot.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

whats worse than jonny james obviously

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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