Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Do your parents know you're gay?

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

Joke.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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