- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Flop dog

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

a fish swimming in the water swims

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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