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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

What's the difference between? Your mom.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

knock knock no ones home

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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