- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

I pooped.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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