- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

A ginger was with his friends

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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