Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Catholicism.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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i have two hands.

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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this is not a joke. jks

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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