- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Catholicism.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

i have two hands.

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

this is not a joke. jks

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