What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Black People.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Anti Joke

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