Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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