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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

I said I hate niiggers

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

hey bill!

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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