how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Cool Brian

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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