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Whats wrong with that Nothing

What's funnier than 24? 25

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

american government

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Faithful men.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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