- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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