What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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nipple

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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