- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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