- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

What's up brah brah

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