what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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