What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

One time I masturbated by myself

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

homework

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

What's the difference between a duck?

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

learn the ropes?

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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