- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

Knock Knock Go Away

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Misner is a twat.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??