Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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Anti Joke

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