A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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fruit salad?

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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She said no

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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