A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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