Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Tunechi

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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