- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

I pooped.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

in soviet russia, cow milks you

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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