FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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