a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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you are a åsshole :)

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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