- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What's 1+1? 69.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

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