- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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