Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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TIMMAH!

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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