- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

I am a joke. I am funny.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

The jets are a good team..

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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