What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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The Christian Bible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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