- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

I can count to potato.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Breast cancer.

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

brandon ya twwat

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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