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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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