Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=148&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=L4yN-90F2S2nXM:&imgrefurl=http://www.britishbeautyblogger.com/2012/05/justin-bieber-nails.html&docid=yYdBShdYVODKdM&imgurl=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YFyj_mKUypY/T6VP6iGQeCI/AAAAAAAAJjI/y6cpVYjn9Gs/s1600/harry.PNG&w=573&h=413&ei=ZY7HT_XqHo2c8QStiY2IDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=724&vpy=140&dur=435&hovh=191&hovw=265&tx=75&ty=135&sig=110416686013590693091&page=12&tbnh=148&tbnw=229&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:148,i:142

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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whats chinese noodles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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