Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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