- Anti Joke

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

whats 69+2? 71

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

No.

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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