I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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penis

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=148&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=L4yN-90F2S2nXM:&imgrefurl=http://www.britishbeautyblogger.com/2012/05/justin-bieber-nails.html&docid=yYdBShdYVODKdM&imgurl=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YFyj_mKUypY/T6VP6iGQeCI/AAAAAAAAJjI/y6cpVYjn9Gs/s1600/harry.PNG&w=573&h=413&ei=ZY7HT_XqHo2c8QStiY2IDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=724&vpy=140&dur=435&hovh=191&hovw=265&tx=75&ty=135&sig=110416686013590693091&page=12&tbnh=148&tbnw=229&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:148,i:142

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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whats chinese noodles

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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