INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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