- Anti Joke

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Donald Trump.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Wait what? I did not type that!

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.