Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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NEVER

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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