- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

a horse walks into a blender ow

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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