- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

Poop swing

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

This is not a joke

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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