A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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